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In Historic First, Airline Hires Straight Male Flight Attendant
"I feel honored to be the first man to serve in this occupation without being super gay," Bradford told reporters. "Every other time I interviewed for a flight attendant job, I was immediately eliminated as soon as they asked Are you gay? It was really discouraging. But I never gave up."https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-airline-hires-straight-male-flight-attendant
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas
"Yee-haw!" shouted local man Dean Billings, grinning as he blasted drones with his neighbor. "Been waiting for this day to come forever. Feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Oh man, here comes some more, Bill!https://babylonbee.com/news/drone-problem-solved-after-they-try-flying-over-texas
Powerful: This Broadway Production Called A Little Retarded Girl Up On Stage
"I am doing it!" squeaked the poor little retarded girl during her song and dance number. "This is a dream come true! Thank you Broadway people!"
Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level
"We almost lost her," said Dr. Johann Warstein, who has been caring for Pelosi since she was hospitalized earlier today. "Ms. Pelosi skipped her usual four morning screwdrivers, then accidentally drank too much water over lunch. Her blood alcohol levels, normally around 50%, plunged to almost legal levels. If not for the quick actions of our emergency personnel to get a fifth of vodka in her bloodstream, we may be having a different conversation. It was touch and go."https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-hospitalized-with-dangerously-low-blood-alcohol-level
