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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level

"We almost lost her," said Dr. Johann Warstein, who has been caring for Pelosi since she was hospitalized earlier today. "Ms. Pelosi skipped her usual four morning screwdrivers, then accidentally drank too much water over lunch. Her blood alcohol levels, normally around 50%, plunged to almost legal levels. If not for the quick actions of our emergency personnel to get a fifth of vodka in her bloodstream, we may be having a different conversation. It was touch and go."

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-hospitalized-with-dangerously-low-blood-alcohol-level

Unclear If Pianist Total Beginner Or Professional Jazz Player

"It is just impossible to tell," said Mark Meese, who happened to hear the playing as he walked through the terminal to catch a flight. "He is either the best jazz player of the century or a guy who just touched a piano for the first time in his life today. Judging based on the sound of his playing, there is no way to know."

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-pianist-total-beginner-or-professional-jazz-player

Historians In Year 3400 Still Struggling To Figure Out Why Beyonce Was Famous

"Sure, she was pretty talented. But people were calling her Queen Bey or Queen B or something? It is very strange. We are not saying she was awful or anything - just that her popularity really outpaced her innate talent."

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-in-year-3400-struggling-to-figure-out-why-beyonce-was-famous