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Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them
At precisely noon, Trump will be inaugurated as the 47th president of the United States. As his first act, he will sign an executive order requiring all women to produce children for the glory of the American theocracy. Any woman without a man will be assigned one through the Supervised Triage of Unique Dads (STUD). Women caught actively not getting pregnant will be sent to the Gestational Camps in Guantanamo Bay.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Unattractive Worship Leader Reassigned To Satellite Campus
Other members of the staff were in agreement with the decision. "Look, we all love Evan," said Youth Pastor Chet Chambers. "We appreciate what he brings to the table… from a musical standpoint. He just does not really represent the visual image we want to portray to our members. It is tough to get into worshiping God when the leader is… you know… ugly. He sounds great, though. Bless you, Evan."https://babylonbee.com/news/unattractive-worship-leader-reassigned-to-satellite-campus
10 More Things Trump Plans To Rename
New Mexico will be required to call itself "West Texas": No part of the United States should ever be called Mexico.https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-things-trump-plans-to-rename
Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks
"Man has no greater longing, apparently," said lead researcher Dr. Jorgen Dopslauf. "All he wants is a roof over his head and a stick for arranging his tank battalions on a huge map. No other thought consumes man quite like this one."
