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January 08, 2025

Harmful Stereotype Stabs Ten

"It is a deuced shame that some chaps might use this stabbing to reinforce their preconceived prejudices against Islam," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. "As the people of Great Britain, we have no excuse whatsoever for forming racist, bigoted stereotypes about Islam based on the Muslim involved in this stabbing. Our hearts go out to those of the religion of peace who will continue to be adversely affected by the ongoing, damaging assumptions this incident may cause, such as being hindered in their attempts to stab other people."

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January 08, 2025

Biden Issues Imminent Terrorist Threat Warning Due To The 11 Terrorists He Just Released From Prison

The eleven terrorists, some of which worked directly with al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden, were released into the custody of Oman, a nation that borders Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Biden confirmed he had already spoken with Sultan Haitham bin Tariq of Oman and been informed there were "no takebacks."

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-issues-imminent-terrorist-threat-warning-due-to-the-eleven-terrorists-he-just-released-from-prison

January 08, 2025

‘It's Too Expensive To Have Kids,’ Says Woman Whose Ancestors Raised 11 Kids In A Two-Bedroom House

Carter remembers hearing stories about her own great-grandparents raising eleven kids in a tiny house in the country but says times have changed. "Yeah, but they paid like, what, 5-grand for that house?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-too-expensive-to-have-kids-says-woman-whose-grandparents-raised-11-kids-in-a-two-bedroom-house

January 08, 2025

Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them

At precisely noon, Trump will be inaugurated as the 47th president of the United States. As his first act, he will sign an executive order requiring all women to produce children for the glory of the American theocracy. Any woman without a man will be assigned one through the Supervised Triage of Unique Dads (STUD). Women caught actively not getting pregnant will be sent to the Gestational Camps in Guantanamo Bay.

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-american-women-have-until-january-20th-to-find-a-man-to-get-them-pregnant-or-one-will-be-selected-for-them

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