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New Bible Reading App Just Texts You The Entire Bible One Verse At A Time

"It is the only way I can read," said Aida Nielson, a young member of Gen Z who would not look up from her phone to talk with us. "Oh, here is another one. Leviticus 4:1 Now the LORD spoke to Moses, saying... Wow, so insightful! I cannot wait for the next text tomorrow."

This would save us all so much time

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-bible-reading-app-just-texts-you-the-entire-bible-one-verse-at-a-time

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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February 02, 2025

Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals

"I have serious concerns about your character, Mr. Patel," said Senator Whitehouse, a notorious DC criminal. "Based on things you have said in the past, it seems you want to turn the FBI into a law enforcement agency to be weaponized against criminals. I find this unsettling and deeply disqualifying."

https://babylonbee.com/news/nominee-for-nations-top-criminal-justice-position-interviewed-by-nations-top-criminals

4 hours ago

Trump Announces He Will Lift Tariffs On Canada Just As Soon As They Win A Stanley Cup

"These guys invented hockey. You think they would be great at it," Trump later told reporters during an impromptu press conference about ordered strikes in Somalia. "The kids all grow up playing it, I do not get why they lose. It should never happen — like a Chinaman losing a kung fu fight. It is a disgrace, to tell you the truth. It is the worst thing that is happened to hockey since NHL 94 when Electronic Arts removed fighting. I told them you cannot remove fighting, people love fighting, but they did and the sales tanked."

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-he-will-lift-tariffs-on-canada-just-as-soon-as-they-win-a-stanley-cupkl

5 hours ago

Scholars Believe Moses's Speech Impediment Was Actually Just A Jersey Accent

"This would have caused people, particularly Pharaoh, to not take him seriously," said Professor Noah Boram, a linguist professor at Hebrew University. "Moses was actually being quite practical."

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https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-mosess-speech-impediment-was-actually-just-a-jersey-accent

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