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Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For
Posts on X when he should be napping: You may need to take his Fisher-Price Chatter Phone away.https://babylonbee.com/news/is-elon-musk-actually-the-father-of-your-child-10-signs-to-look-for
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Woman Posts Pic Of Her Dinner For Benefit Of Friends Who’ve Never Seen Spaghetti
"Wow, that is crazy. I have never seen noodles with sauce on them before," said Denise Lowe as she scrolled Lintons Instagram feed. "I am so glad Julie posted this pic of -- what do you call it again? Spaghetti?"
Europe Vows To Stick It To Trump By Finally Paying Their Own Bills
Many other representatives from the European Union issued similar statements over the weekend. French President Emmanuel Macron derided Vance for his scathing rebuke of Europe and promised to finally start paying for their own way on the national stage.Is this satire? I'm not so sure.
https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-vows-to-stick-it-to-trump-by-finally-paying-their-own-bills
WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo
Trump, who was seen wearing a bicorne hat around the White House today, had grown increasingly intent on displacing the British Empire from its perch on the global stage, going so far as to ask his military advisors for strategies to disrupt British trade routes to India. "The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos," Trump reportedly said. "The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemys. We will have the biggest, most beautiful victory. It will be so tremendous."
