Becky reluctantly agreed. "It's not that I don't want them home all day," she said. "It's just… they're like animals. Wild, uncivilized, unpredictable animals. Homeschooling is all the rage, and those Instagram moms make it all look so easy, but… I don't know what else to do. Maybe shipping your kids off to be educated at a military boarding school that is basically a minimum-security prison will be the new thing. We can start that trend!"
https://babylonbee.com/news/5-weeks-into-homeschooling-parents-google-military-boarding-schools
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"If people don't get their act together and quit claiming that migrants are eating dogs and cats and who knows what, I WILL call in another fake bomb alert from my contacts abroad, so help me Science!" Garland reportedly squeaked at one of his aides, crinkling up his rodentine nose at the sight of another decapitated pig in Springfield. "I'm sick and tired of this rubbish — everyone out there had better cut it out with the migrant hate or I'll....I'll...I'll call in a fake atomic bomb next time! That'll show those bigots. Get me an iced tea."
"Thankfully, Vice President Harris is safe and in stable condition," a campaign spokesperson said. "We all feared the worst when that crazed person emerged from the crowd and attempted to interview the sitting U.S. vice president right there in broad daylight. Someone must be looking out for her, though, because she avoided suffering any damage in the incident."
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
Assassins these days, they have no manners, it's terrible," said a clearly irritated Trump. "They have no respect for the game."
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-furious-as-would-be-assassin-fired-right-in-his-backswing