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Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets
"Who do these guys think they are?" one high-ranking official asked under the condition of anonymity. "We have been working hard to make government as bloated and inefficient as possible for decades, and this rocket guy and Indian are going to ruin everything."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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10 Amazing Experiences You'll Miss Out On If You Have Kids
Waking up with no memory of how you ended up in an alley in Detroit: Everyone deserves the chance to be confused about how they ended up in a totally different city... or state.https://babylonbee.com/news/10-amazing-experiences-youll-miss-out-on-if-you-have-kids
RFK Jr. Jumped In Dark Alley By Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, Kool-Aid Man
"They came out of nowhere," Kennedy told police. "I was just walking along when suddenly someone shouted 'Oh yeah!' as he jumped out of the shadows. The next thing I knew, these three goons were pounding on me. Thankfully, I managed to fight them off and run away. I think one of them was dressed like Dracula but he smelled vaguely like chocolate."
FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump
"It is time for these people to pay for their crimes," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a brief statement regarding the raids. "We have spent several years surveilling these dangerous people and warning the public about them. Now they have struck a devastating blow to our country by electing Trump. We are going to take swift action to deal with them."https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump
