"He can't drain the swamp if the swamp drains itself," witnesses overheard Special Counsel Jack Smith saying. "4D checkmate, Trump."
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-worried-everyone-will-quit-before-he-can-tell-them-youre-fired
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Waking up with no memory of how you ended up in an alley in Detroit: Everyone deserves the chance to be confused about how they ended up in a totally different city... or state.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-amazing-experiences-youll-miss-out-on-if-you-have-kids
The idea of having more intercourse to make up for all the people not having any was reportedly originated by Jeff Narvin a man who, coincidentally, was not getting any.
"Who do these guys think they are?" one high-ranking official asked under the condition of anonymity. "We have been working hard to make government as bloated and inefficient as possible for decades, and this rocket guy and Indian are going to ruin everything."