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December 03, 2024

Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now

The cocaine, which was discovered over a year ago in a cubby outside the entrance to the West Wing, had gone unclaimed with authorities closing their investigation without learning the identity of its owner. With his pardon now in effect, Biden quickly claimed it and requested its return.

https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-asks-if-he-can-get-his-baggie-of-cocaine-back-from-the-white-house-now

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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God Announces He Believes In Jordan Peterson But Only As A Metaphorical Idea

Though Christians and intellectuals alike had debated the topic for several years, the public at large was notified that the Lord Almighty does, in fact, acknowledge that Dr. Peterson does exist, if only in a philosophical sense.

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-announces-he-believes-in-jordan-peterson-but-only-as-a-metaphorical-idea

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8 Perfect Presents For That Hard-To-Shop-For Husband

Trip to New Zealand to walk the path of Sam and Frodo: If you have never seen your husband cry, just watch what happens when he unwraps this present.

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-perfect-presents-for-that-hard-to-shop-for-husband

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Anthony Fauci Announces Plans To Flee Trump's America, Spend Rest Of His Life Making Little Fudge Cookies In A Tree

The controversial physician and policy advisor from the COVID-19 pandemic revealed he was uncomfortable with the prospect of staying in the United States under the incoming Trump administration, leading him to opt for leaving the country to live out the rest of his days producing delicious fudgy snacks from a small workshop in the hole of a tree trunk.

https://babylonbee.com/news/anthony-fauci-announces-plans-to-flee-trumps-america-spend-rest-of-his-life-making-little-fudge-cookies-in-a-tree

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