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'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama

"Now, now, let us not get carried away here," said Obama, tapping the floor faster and faster as an eyebrow inadvertently twitched. "Surely the answer here is not more violence. After all, we cannot just go around slaughtering all of the people responsible for our messed-up healthcare system now, can we? All I am saying is, let us not be overly rushed about this."

https://babylonbee.com/news/now-now-lets-not-be-so-hasty-to-find-and-assassinate-everyone-responsible-for-the-healthcare-crisis-says-nervous-obama

Assassin Luigi Mangione Takes Lead In 2028 Democratic Primary Polls

"He is the perfect representative of everything the Democratic Party stands for," said MSNBC host Rachel Maddow. "He is ruthless, uninformed, deranged — and he's willing to kill people he disagrees with. These are all the fundamental qualities Democrat voters look for most. The only factor that may hold Luigi Mangione back is the fact that he is not legally old enough to run for president yet, but whether or not something is legal has never held Democrats back before."

https://babylonbee.com/news/assassin-luigi-mangione-takes-lead-in-2028-democratic-primary-polls

Liberals Sadly Wish Each Other 'Happy Holidays' One Last Time Before Trump Makes It Punishable By Death

"Happy Holidays," a tearful Sarah Stone said, holding her children tight. "I love you and I — I just want to tell you Happy Holidays before it is too late. Before Trump kills us all."

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-sadly-wish-each-other-happy-holidays-for-last-time-before-trump-makes-it-punishable-by-death