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Assassin Luigi Mangione Takes Lead In 2028 Democratic Primary Polls
"He is the perfect representative of everything the Democratic Party stands for," said MSNBC host Rachel Maddow. "He is ruthless, uninformed, deranged — and he's willing to kill people he disagrees with. These are all the fundamental qualities Democrat voters look for most. The only factor that may hold Luigi Mangione back is the fact that he is not legally old enough to run for president yet, but whether or not something is legal has never held Democrats back before."https://babylonbee.com/news/assassin-luigi-mangione-takes-lead-in-2028-democratic-primary-polls
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama
"Now, now, let us not get carried away here," said Obama, tapping the floor faster and faster as an eyebrow inadvertently twitched. "Surely the answer here is not more violence. After all, we cannot just go around slaughtering all of the people responsible for our messed-up healthcare system now, can we? All I am saying is, let us not be overly rushed about this."
Ray Epps Announces Resignation From FBI
"I have paid my dues," Epps said with a smile. "I have secretly been pulling the strings for the deep state a long time and it is time for me to enjoy my retirement before Trump gets on my case about inciting January 6."https://babylonbee.com/news/ray-epps-announces-resignation-from-fbi
