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10 hours ago

Historians In Year 3400 Still Struggling To Figure Out Why Beyonce Was Famous

"Sure, she was pretty talented. But people were calling her Queen Bey or Queen B or something? It is very strange. We are not saying she was awful or anything - just that her popularity really outpaced her innate talent."

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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10 hours ago

Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas

"Yee-haw!" shouted local man Dean Billings, grinning as he blasted drones with his neighbor. "Been waiting for this day to come forever. Feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Oh man, here comes some more, Bill!

https://babylonbee.com/news/drone-problem-solved-after-they-try-flying-over-texas

10 hours ago

In Historic First, Airline Hires Straight Male Flight Attendant

"I feel honored to be the first man to serve in this occupation without being super gay," Bradford told reporters. "Every other time I interviewed for a flight attendant job, I was immediately eliminated as soon as they asked Are you gay? It was really discouraging. But I never gave up."

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-airline-hires-straight-male-flight-attendant

11 hours ago

Powerful: This Broadway Production Called A Little Retarded Girl Up On Stage

"I am doing it!" squeaked the poor little retarded girl during her song and dance number. "This is a dream come true! Thank you Broadway people!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/powerful-this-broadway-production-called-a-little-retarded-girl-up-on-stage

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