"It is just impossible to tell," said Mark Meese, who happened to hear the playing as he walked through the terminal to catch a flight. "He is either the best jazz player of the century or a guy who just touched a piano for the first time in his life today. Judging based on the sound of his playing, there is no way to know."
https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-pianist-total-beginner-or-professional-jazz-player
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"Yee-haw!" shouted local man Dean Billings, grinning as he blasted drones with his neighbor. "Been waiting for this day to come forever. Feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Oh man, here comes some more, Bill!
https://babylonbee.com/news/drone-problem-solved-after-they-try-flying-over-texas
"I feel honored to be the first man to serve in this occupation without being super gay," Bradford told reporters. "Every other time I interviewed for a flight attendant job, I was immediately eliminated as soon as they asked Are you gay? It was really discouraging. But I never gave up."
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-airline-hires-straight-male-flight-attendant