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White House Insists Jimmy Carter Is Still Sharp And Focused Behind Closed Doors
"He is as sharp and decisive as he has ever been. I can barely keep up with Jimmy," said black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. "I know there have been a lot of people spreading misinformation and wild conspiracy theories on social media that Jimmy Carter's death has impacted his mental faculties, but that simply isn't the case. Contrary to what you see online, President Carter is perfectly coherent and alert behind closed doors."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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FBI Turns Itself In For Planting Jan 6 Pipe Bomb To Collect $500,000 Reward From FBI
FBI Director Christopher Wray praised his team for their hard work and dedication in bringing themselves to justice. "After an intense investigation, we have concluded that the true culprit behind the January 6 pipe bombs was us and have taken appropriate action to turn ourselves into ourselves," he said. "Therefore, I bestow upon us a well-earned reward totaling half a million dollars. Congratulations, team. I knew we would eventually catch us."
Lost VeggieTales Episode Discovered Where David Brings King Saul 200 Severed Pickle Tips
"It did not work," Vischer said, recalling the abandoned episode. "We never aired it because it was just too horrifying."
FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case
"The most important aspect of this case is diversity," said FBI spokesperson Rachel Jennings. "While we understand there are a lot of questions about the incident, we want the public to rest easy knowing that above all else, the agents working on this case will be from the most underrepresented segments of the populace. We absolutely will not rest until there are no qualified agents participating in the investigation. That is our duty and our vow."https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-nation-it-will-put-its-most-diverse-agents-on-terror-case
